I didn’t know what I expected tbh
Winter is coming.
JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE
the government should tax single straight men
that fee when no gf
When you love and accept yourself, when you know who really cares about you, and when you learn from your mistakes, then you stop caring about what people who don’t know you think.
but true life one of my teachers is more than double my age but he is a fuckin dilf and I would hop on that in an instant
shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad
the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.
let me slip into something a bit more…fast
"Well I’m terrified and I’m not even on the list." ❖
“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
THIS IS EVEN WORSE